Another Good Reason to Become a Nudist: you won’t get eaten by a shark!

Another Good Reason to Become a Nudist: you won’t get eaten by a shark!

According to recent research, an all-over-tan can dramatically reduce your chances of being swallowed up by a shark.

Apparently the flashes of white skin which characterise the bodies of people who rarely expose their bodies to the sun and air help to attract a shark, and alert it to the possibility of dinner being served.

An all-over tan is much less noticeable to a fishy predator, so you’re significantly less likely to end up as the main course.

So before you go swimming in shark infested waters — top up your tan!

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