Nudist or Exhibitionist? “Isn’t naturism just another name for exhibitionism?” Of all the question that I get asked about naturism, this is one of the most frequent. It's a good question. But is it relevant? Does it matter if you’re a naturist or an exhibitionist, or maybe a bit of both? Well, I guess it’s a matter of degree, but let’s not get too heavy and judgmental here—we’ll save that for another post. The point is, it’s a valid question to ask ourselves and although I’m not sure I know the answer, I think I know the difference. And so I’ve put together this short little quiz. It’s based upon personal observation and experience only and has no scientific or psychological basis whatsoever. It’s just a bit of fun, but maybe it will also help us think about our own reasons for getting naked. Some of the responses are obviously in there just for laughs, however, all of the other responses are actual opinions and actions that I’ve seen and heard over the years. Please answer all of the questions, even those which are aimed at either males or females. I can't figure out how to do an either / or option and the quiz won't work unless all questions are answered, so you might need to exercise a little transgender imagination here! Now it’s over to you. Have fun! Select one answer per question from the choices available. 1. You come out of the shower or bath. There are other people in the house. Do you: Stay naked for a while if it's comfortable and there’s no one else there. Stay naked for a while if it's comfortable and the other people in the room don't mind. Stay naked especially if there are other people in the room. I live on light and prana; I do not need to bathe. Besides, the boiler’s broken.2. Do you think that you have the right to be naked anywhere at anytime, regardless of the circumstances or other people's feelings? Yes No Nice idea, but it wouldn't be fair or appropriate. (Or maybe even legal) Other people have feelings?3. You are a male. Your social media profile indicates that you have an interest in naturism. Would your profile photo be: A photo of you clothed A photo of you naked A close up photo of your penis. A photo of Officer Worf of the USS Enterprise.4. You are a female. Your social media profile indicates that you have an interest in naturism. Would your profile photo be: A photo of you clothed A photo of you posing in erotic lingerie A photo of Marmaduke Gingerbits, your yummy little ginger tabby A photo of you naked5. You've gone to a nudist beach. It's freezing. The only other beach users are fully clothed. Do you: Pack your binoculars away. No naked flesh to gawk at today. Get naked anyway. Put on a track suit top but leave your bottom half fully exposed. Stay clothed, but regret the fact that it's too cold to strip off. Maybe next time?6. You are not yet a practicing nudist. You've seen a TV programme about nudists. How did it make you feel? It really turned me on. Can't wait to to try some of that. It looked interesting. Relaxing. Liberated. I was intrigued It was awful! All those people running round with their bits showing The porn channel is better7. You’re relaxing naked on the lawn of your naturist club when a group of textile trespassers wander in. Do you: Confront them naked Confront them clothed Confront them? Who do you think I am? Rambo? Set up a stall and sell them tea and sandwiches. Might as well make a little spare cash...8. You’re at your nudist club. The temperature has dropped uncomfortably. Do you: Don a warm track suit or something similar and hope it will soon warm up again Put on a track suit top but leave your bottom half fully exposed. Pack up and go home – if you can’t be naked you don’t want to be there. Complain about the weather forecasting and go to the pub9. You're clicking through a “nudist” website. It's full of explicit photos of attractive naked people in provocative poses. How does this make you feel? This is a real turn on. Can I get a modelling job on that website? Just what I thought. Nudists are just a bunch of perverts and sex maniacs Another so called nudist website making it look bad for genuine nudists I was just trying to find The Shopping Channel10. You’re relaxing naked on the lawn of your naturist club when you spot a pair of peeping Toms spying on you. Do you: Raise the alarm and help chase them off Get dressed immediately and complain to the committee about the lack of security Pretend you haven't seen them and adjust your pose so that they have a better view. Offer to sell them those “nude beach” videos you filmed secretly last year in SpainCongratulations: you’ve finished! To find out whether you’re a nudist or an exhibitionist or somewhere in between click the submit button below. But don’t take it too seriously; it’s meant to be a bit of fun and the most scientific thing about this little quiz is the computer you’re reading it on.